Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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