He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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