My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I came so hard my ears popped.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
