Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
pray to the hookup gods
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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