It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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