How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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