i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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