Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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