her vagine was all disorganized.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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