I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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