Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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