Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
His nipple licking is glorious
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