Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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