As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
she told me i tasted like america
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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