that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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