You're completely useless in the revolution.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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