it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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