I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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