I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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