U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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