Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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