She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You need a sexual gate keeper
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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