oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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