this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
