I accidentally had phone sex last night
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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