that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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