it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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