I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
