i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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