hotel room ftw
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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