You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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