Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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