I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Randomize
