I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Are we still banned from the library?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
