I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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