Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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