piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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