i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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