guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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