So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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