All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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