i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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