No, you can still breathe under the balls.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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