If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
