Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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