Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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