We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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