Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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