How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Randomize
