Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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