oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm like, not good at living.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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