it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
