return my video game
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I think a kid would responsible me up
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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