sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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