she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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