She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
