Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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